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operameister:

thisismythanksgivingurl-gobble:

agentgreenfishy:

poselikeateam:

fuck-i-just:

Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”

Why does this not have any notes?

lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”

“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”

“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”

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ifreakinlovebooks:

Best TV show ever.

(Source: damnyoulevine)

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The most valuable of all talents is that of never using two words when one will do.
Thomas Jefferson (via feellng)
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darquingdragon:

sonicmetennant:

#no but see #that’s the thing about telling someone your own story #you don’t see yourself as the hero #you see the people you love and admire as the heroes #Rhodey and Pepper are Tony’s heroes

(Source: nerdwegian)

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lady-fett:

please enjoy this video of an action packed, high speed fight between two cats.

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Who is more to be pitied, a writer bound and gagged by policemen or one living in perfect freedom who has nothing more to say?
Kurt Vonnegut (via feellng)
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disneysfrozenguy:

I’M LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW! XD

(Source: dreamberks)

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buzzfeed:

Every Pixar movie summarized in terrible Microsoft Paint drawings.

(Source: BuzzFeed)